Two of the Premier Leagues giants went toe to toe today. Today’s battle was a real Fairytale in which we see Arsenal still remain atop of the Beanstalk. Like Puss in Boots, it was Arsenal’s Last Wish to get revenge on the team that beat them 3-1 in September. Pundits listed this as a “Game Changer” and as a “Title Changer” but Arsenal felt like they had a point to prove Going in For the Kill, real La Roux vibes.
United were hungry for goals so it only made sense that it was MBE Dr. Marcus Rashford who fed them the opener they desired. However, it only took seven minutes for Eddie Nketiah to score, Proper Poacher. Arsenal’s Plan B Made In The Manor. No Manners for De Gea, Ruud like Van Nistlerooy. He wears 14 for a reason, Top Striker call him Thierry, Give Him The Ball He’s Leery. Eddie might be English but a last minute goal with flavours of Brazilian Tekkers, it’s hard not to say Christ The Redeemer is on his side.
Props to Bukayo Saka though, catching De Gea off his far post. Took Rashy’s goal so personal, he had to replicate it to the exact and only do it better. Arsenal’s very own StarBoy every Weeknd. The Young Guns finishing their game, on their own terms in a Blaze of Glory.
Revenge is Best Served Cold.